Funny and famous deathbed words

Funny and famous deathbed words

You can never imagine what your final words would be, first of all because you cannot know when death comes. Still, during your last minutes of consciousness, of all the chaos that’s in your mind usually comes the clearest, most true and sometimes funny message you can leave your dear ones with. Here are a few of this world’s personalities’ funniest and most famous deathbed words.

1. Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Said by: Voltaire when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.


2. Put out the bloody cigarette!!

Said by: Saki, to a fellow officer while in a trench during World War One, for fear the smoke would give away their positions. He was then shot by a German sniper who had heard the remark.


3. Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!

Said by: Carl Panzram, serial killer, just before he was hanged.


4. Please don’t let me fall.

Said by: Mary Surratt, before being executed by hanging hanged for taking part in the assassination conspiracy against President Lincoln. Suratt was the first woman executed by the United States federal government.


5. I feel ill. Call the doctors.

Said by: Mao Zedong (Chairman of China)


6. LSD, 100 micrograms I.M.

Said by: Aldous Huxley (Author) to his wife. She obliged and he received to injections before his death.


7. Bugger Bognor.

Said by: King George V whose physician had suggested that he relax at his seaside palace in Bognor Regis.


8.  It’s stopped.

Said by: Joseph Henry Green, upon checking his own pulse.


9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries’!

Said by: James French, a murderer who was sentenced to the electric chair.


10. Dammit…Don’t you dare ask God to help me.

Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began to pray aloud.


11. I am about to — or I am going to — die: either expression is correct.

Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian


12. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Said by: Humphrey Bogart


13.  I can’t sleep

Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan


14. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine.



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